This is a work of art folks, seriously I laughed so hard that I cried at this one, and that lets you know just what kind of guy I am then…
http://p-nand-q.com/humor/obfuscating_csharp.html

Before I get started here: I know that a lot of you here aren’t big fans of type conversion, and I’m not either… but let me stop you just for a second. The web user interface is slow. It’s the slowest part of your entire process, unless you’ve done something very unusual (or [...]